Day 31
Ummm….How many bananas should a person eat in one day?
First of all, I hate bananas. They are mushy. Second of all, I’m allergic to fruit. And the only good thing about being allergic to fruit is you always have an excuse not to eat bananas. So, no bananas. I have not eaten any bananas today. I have not eaten any bananas this year. Or last year. Or the year before that.
But I did eat strawberries! And they didn’t kill me! Thank you, Benadryl. I love you.
Student: “Miss Harris, my birthday is coming up."
Me: “When is it?”
Student: “January 2004th.”
When one student said, “He has luna foil in his mouth,” she pointed to the child who had a whole bag of Hershey’s kisses in his desk yesterday. So, I knew that was where the luna (aluminum) foil came from. From the kisses. So, I checked his desk and told him to pull out his pockets. He then pulled a whole jump rope out of one pocket. No kisses to be found, though. Guess he ate ‘em. I would have, too…but, I just really don’t think a jump rope will fit in my pocket.Student: "There’s a p on your back"......"It was hair, but you made a p with it."
Yes, I shed. Quite a bit. Blame it on the hypothyroidism.One student was sitting in her seat with her hand raised. So, I called on her.
Me: Do you have a question?
Student: Yes.
Me: What?
Student: I’m bleedin’.
Me: That’s not a question. Do you have a question?
Student: Yes.
Me: What?
Student: I’m bleedin’.
This continued for a few minutes until the whole class was laughing, and we learned one thing. Well, two. 1. Picking scabs causes bleeding. 2. We must continue studying sentence types.
We were reading "Miss Daisy is Crazy" when we got to my favorite part. It is talking about the school nurse, Mrs. Cooney. "She says she's the school nurse, but personally I think she's a spy."
At our school, we collect Box Tops for Education. This year, we sent home collection sheets so the kids could glue the Box Tops right on the sheet. This is what it is supposed to look like when they turn it in:
Well, one of the parents didn't quite understand what Box Tops for Education were. One of the teachers brought me this, and we had a good laugh. This parent cut out pieces from the tops of the boxes and glued them on the sheet. They are pieces from the brands that actually have Box Tops for Education, too!
Day after we won the Kleenex Field Trips contest:
Student entering classroom: I’m glad this mornin’!
Me: Why?
Student: Because we goin’ on a field trip today!
Me: Not today!
Another student: We wonnn! Are we goin’ today or tomorrow??
(Yes. If only we didn't have to plan ahead and get permission and send notes home and hire a bus driver. We could just hop on the bus and go. That would be wonderful.)
Day 33I had a student who was acting up, so I filled out a referral form and wrote him up. I told our guidance counselor all about it and handed her the referral form. She then said, "Okay, well, next time, don’t write yourself up." I was very confused....until she pointed to the form. Instead of putting the child's name, I had written my name. It appears that I display inappropriate behavior and use inappropriate language. Whoops.
My students are creative. They use keychains to make their earrings more classy. When I'm not looking.